Roadkill and Turkey Balls

So I am at work waiting for feedback on documents that need approval and to keep myself busy I decide to look up some quirky/insane festivals. This is what I find....

Roadkill Cookoff - You need a strong stomach for this feastival (see what I did there?). True flippin story. The Roadkill Cookoff is an event held in America (where else, right?) and features meals made of, well, good old tenderised meat fresh off the tar. Gulp. Dishes include 'Rigormortis Bear' and 'Thumper meets Bumper'. There's even a 'Miss Roadkill Queen' pageant. Sounds like the setting of a Quinton Tarantino film.

The Testicle Festival - To all you men out there, you are probably going to get a teste-cross reading this, so cross your legs now for safe measure. The testicle festival is a place where people cum together (sorry, I had to) to gorge on peeled, beer-marinated, crumbed and deep fried bull balls, also known as Rocky Mountain Oysters. I guess this isn't that strange considering many warriors of old would eat bull balls before battle. You know, for extra oomph. Or something. But what is strange, is the annual Turkey Testicle Festival where 120 pounds (about 54.5kg) of turkey balls sell out to ravenous crowds. Apparently the little guys' guys look like "little popcorn shrimp and taste like chicken".

Well that's all from me today.
Enjoy your weekend and have a ball. Ahem.